Showing posts with label tidings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tidings. Show all posts

Monday, February 14, 2011

valentine's day...

What other topic would I have for today? Wait, scratch that; it could have been anything, really... I was looking for some good information to talk about, but decided in the end I would simply redirect you to Wiki for the details: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentine%27s_Day They had plenty that I was not aware of as well as plenty that I already knew. My particular interest grew in the "Similar days honoring love" section, particularly Japan. If you hadn't realized by now, I enjoy learning about Japanese culture. So with that I bid everyone a happy Valentine's Day...

Saturday, February 12, 2011

get well soon...

My uncle was been ill recently with a lighter version of what my mother had. So once he was on the mend and could laugh without fear, I sent him a little email that would gratify his sense of humor (by the way, Raul is pronounced rah-ool for added effectiveness of this joke):

Hey Sparky,
This is Ralph from Raul's Hork Emporium. Your chunks came up today during our meeting and we have them on backorder. By the way, the usual brand has been discontinued so we hope that you will accept Barf brand chunks, instead. As soon as those Barf chunks come out, we will give them to you directly. As a consolation for not being able to receive the usual brand, Raul's is prepared to offer a fine porcelain product of your preference. You have a choice between porcelain pedestals and telephones. We can even program the porcelain telephone with a speed dial so you can reach Raul directly for consultation and additional services. We wish we could offer more, but our supplier has come down with dysentery after a ceremonial bathing in the Ganges River with his cow. Fortunately, the cow is fine. Thank you and we hope you will order our Barf chunks again and again.
Regards,
Ralph Yakman

P.S. Remember to keep in mind our catchy motto: if it's gonna be anything it's gonna be Raul or nothin!

Saturday, January 24, 2009

back-words... my wish...

Friday, December 22, 2006
my wish...
as the year creeps to an end and we are clustered by holidays during this season, i think of everyone i know -- friends, acquaintances, family, etc. -- and i am thankful for every last one of you being in my life in some capacity- even unknowingly as a mentor or an inspiration to me. i know this hasnt been the greatest of years for everyone, but i hope it has improved somewhat as it draws to a close. i also am hopeful for good things to come in the following year for everyone, no matter how small. so i wish you all to find some joy and peace, and may the next year be even brighter for you all...